Bad Lighting Causes Nuclear Crash During Rushhour

17 02 2009

Tourists often claim that snowboarders and freeskiers are too wild, too dangerous, and just plain unnecessary on the slopes. A select few resorts have even banned this unacceptable behavior.
So we like to go fast. So we like to use lips and rollers to practice 360’s. So we get a kick out of spraying a pack of dutch skiers in jeans trying to slow down during their 1km/h ride. So we like to have some fun… But what were the French and British thinking when they managed to crash two nuclear submarines in the middle of the Atlantic? I would hope this mode of transport involves a big manual for the pilot entitled “handle with care”. On the other hand, we are speaking of the Atlantic – the middle of the Atlantic. There’s obviously limited space, traffic, scary creatures, and bad lighting… but a dead jellyfish would be better at avoiding big nuclear-powered monstrosities than these guys.
At least you know that tax money is providing funny stories for the morning news…




One response

17 02 2009

Thats hilarious. Great blog and hope to have some time soon to come back and read more!

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